~Jokes~

1. Arithmetic or Miserliness?
Teacher: If you had one ringgit and you asked your father for three more, how many ringgit would you have?
Student: One ringgit.
Teacher: You dont know your arithmetic!!
Student: You dont know my father!

2. Action or Name?
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Jimmy: Nooo, I'm Jimmy Aaron...

3. Promises
Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: And didn't i promise to punish you if you didn't?
Student: Yes, Sir. But since I broke my promise, I dont expect you to keep yours too..

4. Climbing Up a Beam of Light
Tom and Joe are the first to arrive in the classroom one morning. They decide to play a game. First, they switch off the lights. Tom takes out a torchlight and shines it up to the ceiling fan.
He tells Joe, "You see this light going straight up to the ceiling fan? Why dont you climb up by holding on this beam of light and hang on while I switch on the fan?"
Joe shakes his head.
"Why wont you climb up?" asked Tom.
Joe replies: " I know what you're going to do. When i am halfway up to the ceiling, you're going to switch off the torchlight and I'll come crashing down."

5. Zoo
A police officer saw a lady with a penguin and told her to take the animal to the zoo. The next day he saw the same lady with the same penguin.
"I thought I told you to take him to the zoo." he said sternly.
"I did," she replied. " He loved it and today we are going to the musuem!"


Please laugh lah, dude~~ These are jokes le~ LAUGH for the sake u really need to LAUGH~~ MUAHAHAHAHA..... ^^

*~Remember to keep smiling!! Say CHEESSEEEEE!!! HUHU~~~*

DARKNESS

Yesterday night, there was really a pouring of rain with the presence of lightning and thunderstorm outside... The sound of the thunderstorm made my heart pumped a little bit faster whenever it sounded.....



I tuned on the TV and watched together with my sis on the sofa around 11 something... When the programmes was in the climax of funny part... then "PAK" .... BLACK BLACK BLACK~~~~~

OH GOSH!!! its power failure.. What?! POWER FAILURE!!!! OMGGGG~~



The surrounding was so dark... Of course, the first response of mine would be "AHHHHHHH~~~!!!" Then me kept on yelling for my sis name cuz i knew she was around and sat beside of me~~ But the darkness will juz made my brain stopped running and could not think any further, kept on yelling again~~ Luckily, my sis waved her hand and i managed to grab her hand as tight as i can, then only i felt a little relieved.... Then after a few swconds, i manage to think.. of something which can give out light =PHONE=



"Quick!QUICK! Take my phone on the table there!!!" Its just 50 cm only.... Luckily my favourite JACK SKELETON hanged on my phone having green fluorescent light.. Then my sis managed to get it... oh PRESS for LIGHT!!!!!!!! Press for light

Finally, my bro came and switched on the main switch. Then only BRIGHTNESS emerged!!!!!!!



Then my sis started to ask me:

{Why u juz now hold my hand so tight?}

[ DID I?]

{Yea!! you did...}

[OK, sorry lo... i Scared mah..]



The darkness made me recall of the power failure that i went through in the National Services in KEM PUTRA SENTOSA~~

That two days, the power failure juz kept on happening, and teacher told us that maybe because of the services of electricity in Lundu...When the power failure happened, the whole dewan become dark.... All people started to shout... But we are warned not to shout...

Suddenly, row of tears just rolled down to the cheek, i can even felt the warmth of the tears!! Luckily, no people saw it, cuz its dark and who will care so much about u, all ppl were afraid i guessed... In a short while, there is electricity supply and in a short while also, power failure again~~~ These had made me cried at least THRICE because of power failure, but of cuz no ppl would realised that...



Even worst, when i am bathing, shampooing myself, power failure in the toilet!!!! Not only power failure, water shortage also!!! How could this happen!! What i gonna do?? Cried again...

Luckily there was ppl outside the toilet and grace manage to give me a pail of water for me to washed myself...



Haiz!!! I HATE DARKNESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whenever is dark, i felt like insecure, i felt like wanna being comfort by people, i felt like crying, i felt like missing, i felt like out of control, i felt like the heart would just wanna pumped out from the body, i felt like...

i hate this feeling.... Whatever it is, brightness will emerge!!!